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I'm still recieving mail meant for the previous tenent in my apartment. He was a church going type, apparently, and he (I) recently received a Focus on the Family pamphlet in which Mr. james Dobson denies a connection to Jack Abramoff. His logically brilliant defense involves calling his accusers "liberal" and giving an irrelevant rant against gay marraige. I am much to busy with finals to compose what will be a long, scholarly post. Stay tuned for a comedy masterpiece sometime this week.