Dé Domhnaigh, Bealtaine 30, 2010

Song of Songs Excripts

Song of Songs, (Or Salomon) is well known as the 'dirty' book of the Bible, I'm sure that every Catholic school child has had their moment of flipping through the Song and class and giggling uncontrollably. But once one reaches adulthood it is still perfectly appropriate to laugh at this book, not because it's dirty but because it would be a shoo-in for the "Bad Sex Writing in Fiction award" (http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsex.html) in any year it was entered. Here's some of the best examples.

"1:2 (The Woman)/ Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for your love-making is sweeter than wine"
Kiss you with kisses from his mouth ehh? While there is certainly nothing on the human body that can't or hasn't been kissed I do wonder what other organ this boy has used to kiss with.

1:9 (the Man)/ "I compare you, my love, to my mare harnessed to Pharaoh's chariot."

I see....

2:4 (Woman) He has taken me to his cellar, and his banner over me is love.

See above photo.

3;1-4 (Woman) "On my bed at night I sought the man who is my sweetheart: I sought but could not find him!
So I shall get up and go through the city; in the streets and in the squares, I shall seek my sweetheart. I sought but could not find him!
I came upon the watchmen -- those who go on their rounds in the city: 'Have you seen my sweetheart?'
Barely had I passed them when I found my sweetheart. I caught him, would not let him go, not till I had brought him to my mother's house, to the room where she conceived me!"

Seriously? You get down like that?

4:1 (Man)/ "your hair is like a flock of goats surging down Mount Gilead."

4:2 (Man)/ Your teeth, a flock of sheep to be shorn when they come up from the washing. Each one has its twin, not one unpaired with another.
Understand that ancient Israel was a very rural society. It's not as if we moderns are the ones who invented 'lonely farmer and his sheep' jokes.

4:5 (Still the man)/ Your two breasts are two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies.

I will pay real money to any man who can prove he successfully seduced a woman with the "Your tits look like deer" line.

5:4 (Woman) / "My love thrust his hand through the hole in the door; I trembled to the core of my being."
Is this a metaphor for something? I think it could stand to be a little less

6:8-9 (Man) "There are sixty queens and eighty concubines (and countless girls).
My dove is my only one, perfect and mine."

Which one is it playa?

8: 1-2 (Woman)/ Ah, why are you not my brother, nursed at my mother's breast! Then if I met you out of doors, I could kiss you without people thinking ill of me.
I should lead you, I should take you into my mother's house, and you would teach me!

Damn, just... damn. Yeah I think we're done here.

Déardaoin, Bealtaine 27, 2010

John Entwistle

Died of a heart attack after snorting coke and having sex with a stripper half his age.

This man is the only true martyr that has ever been, as far as I'm concerned.

Dé Máirt, Bealtaine 25, 2010

I'll Say That Sirhan Sirhan is a Good Poet and Say no More


my determination to eliminatee eliminate R.F.K. is becoming more the more of an unshakable obsession.

please pay to the order
port wine
port wine
port wine

port wine

1453 + 400 = 1853


Do we look like foreigners to you
who are not able or unable -



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Master Kuthumi Illuminati
Um Kulthoum Illuminati
abdel wa wahab

5 5
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[three Stars of David]



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about how much? it will cost.

Dé Luain, Bealtaine 24, 2010

Assholes on Parade

Pro athletes are known to play logical twister in order to convince themselves that they are being disrespected by their opponents. I once read of a football lineman, (played for the Saints I think, forget his name) who would work himself to tears before every down convincing himself that his assignment had raped his mother, though this phenomenon isn't usually that extreme. Mostly it involves players making themselves feel insulted by the most mundane things their competitors say, things like, 'this is just another game for us' or 'we're not afraid of those guys' 'they can be beaten just like anyone else,' etc. Players and coaches are both drilled in the art of political non-statements but it makes no difference. Anything less than 'we suck and we haven't a chance' will be taken as offensive by those who are straining to feel offended.

This behavior displays one of the more despicable aspects of human nature. Everyone wants to dominate others, but no one wants to feel like a thug or an bully. The easiest way to solve this conundrum is to convince yourself that struggle and competition are the essence of existence, that different groups of people (at root, it doesn't matter what marks them as different) exist naturally as enemies, and life is an endless stream of threats to home and hearth to be fought off and affronts to sacred honor to be avenged.

American history is full of one Southern gentleman after another asserting that equality and harmony did not exist, that in this universe there was only master and slave, and since we must choose between one or the other, why shouldn't we be the masters? This is the appeal of the eternal struggle.

It's self-apparent why pro athletes would buy into this mindset. They center their entire lives around competition. And after being paid millions of dollars and receiving culture-wide fellatio they can hardly be expected to think of themselves as mere entertainers, instead of the sum of human existence. But there are also scores of people in the general population who believe this way, the romantics of hatred, gamefish for the demagogues nightcrawler, common clay of the new west, the fucking assholes.

Which finally brings us to this ad right here.

An ad placed in the Arizona Republic on Friday by the Sonoran tourism board pokes fun at fun at that state's new immigration law, while at the same time making it clear that feelings are nowhere near hard enough to turn down their Yankee neighbor's cash, and that you Gabachos are still free come on down, puke on our sidewalks, cough up ten bucks to get your picture taken in one of those big cartoon hats, mistake our bank tellers for prostitutes, expect a medal for knowing what cerveza means, etc.

Here then is the ad as altered for Michelle Malkins blog

The ad certainly doesn’t imply that somebody in Mexico is on the lookout for you so they can bring over the welcome wagon, does it? Doug Powers on MichelleMalkin.com

Actually, yes, it does. Even with the happy beachgoers photoshopped out, and the 'have a good time part' chopped out, the jovial and welcoming intention is still clear. What we have then is Malkin and her underlings caught in a lie that is both blatant and pathetically incompetant. This is in no way surprising, However sincere Malkin may be in her general worldview, she removed any doubt that she was a bad faith actor with the Racheal Ray terrorist scarf incident of 08, which left everyone except the biggest hate addicts in tears of laughter.

This, children, is what shamelessness is. It's not tht the sense of shame makes one magically incapible of telling a lie, but it will make you go through the trouble of making your lie plausible. Malkin doesn't have to worry about this. She makes a good living catering to the objectively moronic, and knows full well that no matter how absurd her latest causus ira these morons will never check her claims against an evil liberal media source.

Of slightly more interest are the tweets from Joe Arpaio, the Pheonix sheriff whose brave willingness to make criminals suffer like they're supposed to has kept the crime rate there slightly above the national average. "I want the public to call 1-800-4SONORA & demand to know the meaning of this ad that was in the AZ Republic today" and about an hour ago, "I am calling for Arizonans to boycott travel to Mexico" (You should look at the pic of himself he uses for Twitter. That face of his is so hard and unyielding and hard. Oh my.)

While the Malkin photshop fun seems meant to make the ad look somehow threatining, Arpaio's attitude seems to be that the immigration law is so sacrosant that even lighthearted "criticism" ,on the level of that old Catholic joke*, is beyond the pale.

(*Jesus walks up to the crowd about to stone Mary Magdalene. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" he says. The crowd goes silent for a moment until suddenly Magdalene is hit by a single stone. "Damnit Ma! Jesus says.)

Arpaio's recent postering as a leader of the anti wetb--illegal immigrant movement has revealed him to be every bit as much of a clown as Malkin. He has stated several times over the years that he would win the Arizona governorship whenever he might decide to run, but it's obvious he never trully believed this. This is a man who clearly wants as many people doing what he commands as he can possibly get, and Lord knows there are enough assholes in Arizona to possibly put him in the governor's chair. But like all fascists Arpaio is a coward and a fraud at heart. A possible victory is not enough for him, because the possibility of losing, of being a gracious loser for apperences shake, shaking the victors hand and by so doing acknowledging his own inferiority, makes him die inside. No, Arpaio would run for governor only if he really did feel certain that he would win, and this is why he's taken on the anti-immigration armor, so that he can gain popularity in the only way he knows how, by promising to bring pain to whatever shadowy 'them' keeps the assholes awake at night.

And it is at the common assholes feet that the blame for all the tyrants and jokers of the world ultimately lies. I am not at this moment in a forgiving mood, and am unable to excuse asshole behavior by ascribing it to a failure of tolerance of understanding. They typical asshole knows perfectly well what tolerance and understanding are and hates them precisely for what they are. It isn't some innate stupidity that makes them morons, some natural deficency that makes them believe in terrorist scarves and secret Muslim presidents. It's an addiction to being heroically besiged that makes them consciously willing to turn their brains off, to swallow any dysenteric rat shit that allows them to keep on feeling besiged.

I don't buy into the "great man" theory of history. I've always figured that it's generally history that makes the men and not vice-versa. In the end it isn't the Hitlers and Caesars of the world that bring empires down but the people who want to have Hitlers and Caesars. And since these assholes never learn, will fight you and themselves and everyone to prevent themselves from learning, the rest of us will never be rid of them.

Dé Sathairn, Bealtaine 22, 2010

Top 10 FC's: Post Euro Cup Final Edition

Seriously, what's up with everyone doing a Christ figure pose after scoring a goal?

1. Inter Milan
2. Barcelona
3. Bayern Munich
4. Chelsea
5. Marseille
6. Manchester United
7. Real Madrid
8. Roma
9. Internacional (Porto Alegre, Brazil)
10. Argentinos Juniors

Notes: Internacional knocked Estudiantes out of the South American championship, Argentinos are currently atop the Argentine league.


The reason I was in Greenland, in the dream, was because my benefactors had been inspired by the elevated highway from Boston to La Havre that was built back in sixty one to ship commie-fighting tanks. For reasons unknown it was torn down before it could be turned to commercial use. Still my company thought that something similar might be useful for civilians. A freeway from Quebec to Labrador to Greenland to Iceland to Ireland to Liverpool. I was in Greenland to pitch the idea to the locals, I would tell them how Nuuk would be home to a Subway and a Cracker Barrel and a Stucky's and a porn shop and an illicit fireworks depot and a Super 8. I don't think I ever got around to talking to anyone about the project though.

Had a Dream About Going to Greenland

I was in the capital, Nuuk. It was summer I think, always sunny, never dark. Place looked like Southern California except for occasional piles of dirty snow. In my dream the main street was named Kaiser Boulevard. It was a multi-lane urban thoroughfare that I drove in a red Honda. Gradually the boulevard petered out into a two lane road on the outskirts of town, until finally it ended on top of a hill, where I was surrounded by creatures that seemed to be part beaver, part porcupine, part centipede, part platypus, and part carpet, multiple neon colors. I had to kill several to get my car back into town though I regretted it.

I apologized to the locals about it. They seemed unbothered by it, they never said anything. They were all white. They all had the look of Colorado ski bums. I don't know. We interacted with each other through gestures and telepathy at a cabin that I sensed was at the northern end of Greenland, which is a long way from Nuuk, you can't just drive there. I could have just ditched the car and let the creatures live but honestly I feared them.

I think I had sex with at least one of the female Greenlanders, though I didn't specifically dream about it. It was just in the background, a throwaway sentence about a literary character's distant past, not important just filler.

I think I'm going to go to Greenland, it will be summer soon, tolerable for southerners, and I'm sure it's fascinating. I could hitchhike to Labrador and than catch a ride on a plane or a boat, get back before Fall, Midnight sun and all that. It's something anyway.

Dé hAoine, Bealtaine 21, 2010

Lot's of Chatter about the Possible Racism of Rand Paul


and libertarians in general. There's speculation that the relatively new philosophy* of property being 'sovereign', (ie: the be all and end all of human liberty, to the point that having the legal prerogative to kill and die for one's property is considered far more important than freedom of conscience or the franchise.) is largely inspired by a desire to go back to the days when business owners could keep darkies away from the lunch counter or the workplace. There's probably a little something to this. There have in fact been a long line of American thinkers (most famously Rand Paul's namesake) that have put themselves through logical torture for the sake of producing an anti-egalitarian theory of freedom, and this is a game that has roots in old Dixie, where the emphasis on property over equality was very easily understood.

(* No, the Founding Fathers were not modern libertarians, read up on the Whiskey rebellion.)

But I don't think that racism is the overriding factor in libertarianism's rise (such as it is) as Amanda Marcotte makes it out to be in the post cited above. Rather I think libertarianism provides cover for several flavors of unfounded self-regard. It is after all the stated philosophy of choice for the Art Bell crowd. Just about every crank, conspiracy theorist, and denialist endowed with secret knowledge and leading some imaginary resistance considers himself to be a libertarian.

Until the recent Latin influx, rural Nebraskans simply didn't have anyone to be actively racist towards, in spite of the generic xenophobia that inevitably develops among people who spend their whole lives interacting with a couple hundred others, and they mostly in the same walks of life. Still there's a healthy amount of libertarian politics out there, born out of reaction not against the civil rights movement but quite clearly against the environmental movement. The griping against big government on our backs is never ending, the screaming demands to allow unrestrained genocide against the Prairie Dog are unceasing.

Mostly though I think it's an aristocratic mindset. These are places where owning large amounts of dirt still conveys great social status. The libertarianism may be delusional, but it is honestly felt. There's a desire to believe that there is a mystical power to property ownership, a refusal to accept that property is a social construct, an idea that it would somehow be mine even without the legal force that society provides, in the same way that God's green Earth is his just because, and that I should be free to cover my land in choleric sewage in the same way that God is free to reign fire upon us.

There's certainly a great deal of peevishness and entitlement involved here, to be sure. "No farmers no food" and all that, the moral rage that ranchers have for vegetarians that Reebok salesmen are less likely to feel for sandal-wearers, and that's exactly what I'm getting at.

There is clearly a deep human desire to be cosmically important, divinely special. Racism and property fetishism are only two means of fulfilling this desire. And since this desire is so obviously in conflict with modern democracy, and since Americans are from the cradle heavily socialized to value "freedom", the truck stop weirdos of the world (more numerous than you think) have created the uniquely American creature of libertarianism to cure the dissonance. And since the internet now allows them to keep the Howard Roark treatment amongst themselves we really have nothing to fear from them beyond poorly considered votes.

Dé Céadaoin, Bealtaine 19, 2010

Hail Sleestak!!!


On a side note: There have been old whores in the U. S. Senate for as long as there's been a U.S. Senate; lately though there seems to be a special glut of men who are hellbent to die in their seats. Not to put myself in the league of anti-government or anti-incumbent cranks but it does seem that several of our elderly Senators have bought into the dictator's delusion; the belief that dying in power endows them with divinity, and just what do they think of the rest of us when they so clearly equate private citizenship with oblivion?

Well it won't be a problem here I suppose. Later Specter.

The Sad Tale of Sheriff Fish Ova


William Roe spent eight months as sheriff of Sioux County but was never legally a cop in Nebraska, state officials say.

Roe, who resigned Monday, was set to appear before a state police council Wednesday to discuss whether he broke the rules by acting as sheriff without being certified by the state's Law Enforcement Training Center in Grand Island.

Under state law, appointed sheriffs have eight months to receive certification. Roe was appointed in September to fill the position left vacant by James Costello, who resigned after being found guilty of filing a false stolen vehicle report and falsifying records.

Roe ran out of time to be certified May 15.

But Bill Muldoon, director of the Nebraska Law Enforcement Training Center, said Roe would never have been certified in the first place.

That's because he was either fired or asked to resign from four of his five previous law enforcement jobs in other states, and he didn't hold any of those positions for longer than 10 months, Muldoon said.

And, he said, one of those employers filed a criminal complaint against Roe and requested his decertification.

Roe, a native of Michigan, had most recently worked in Idaho and Wyoming.

In January, just weeks before an application deadline, Roe applied for reciprocity in Nebraska -- meaning his experience in other states would make him eligible for a speedier path to certification.

Muldoon rejected the application.

He would have denied Roe entrance to the state's regular training program, as well, he says.

"Agencies that would talk about him mentioned that he is not effective as a police officer, did not complete reports, had episodes of unethical conduct and engaged in gossip against the agency he was employed by," Muldoon told members of the Police Standards Advisory Council at an April 21 hearing.

Roe could not be reached for comment.

He also declined to respond to Muldoon's statements at the hearing.

"As far as I'm concerned we can end this," he said at the hearing.

Sioux County officials have declined to comment on the resignation.

County Clerk Michelle Zimmerman said the county paid Roe -- the only member of the department -- $2,522.39 each month he was employed.

It's not clear when the county's Board of Commissioners will replace Roe.

Gering Police Chief Mel Griggs, a write-in candidate, beat Roe in the Republican primary race. It's likely Griggs will win the office, although another write-in candidate could challenge him in the general election.

Griggs said he never got involved in the certification issue, and that he'd never met Roe.

Roe's situation could affect any cases he worked on while sheriff, Muldoon said.

"I think it would call into question anything he did," Muldoon said. "I think it would have all been very suspect.

"You're really playing with liability there."

This is actually a common problem in rural Nebraska; counties that should not exist electing total buffoons for sheriff. The lack of labor specialization that one finds in small communities is the primary reason why we see things like Sheriff drunk driver, sheriff wife, Sheriff first degree assault, Sheriff wife beater, etc.

Sheriff Grand Wizard? Well, best not to fuck with tradition I spose.

I would use this story as a reminder for those visiting the hinterlands, to not get into any trouble, except I can't say exactly how one would go about that. You shouldn't break any laws wherever you're at, that goes without saying. But the thing about being in a place with sparse and incompetent law enforcement is that you can get yourself into trouble by doing something that no reasonable person would find suspicious.

And if you happen to be not white, well, I'm not going to tell you where not to go or what not to do; and I wouldn't go so far as to say that you'd be in physical danger, as long as you stay out of the bars anyway. Be assured though that it's going to be really damn awkward for you. And if you do go into the bars at closing time, and you do get into a fight, you can be rest assured that you will be the one legally at fault, at the mercy of Sheriff High School dropout, and then you'll be wishing that this White Man hadn't been too bashful to imperiously command you not to go.

Dé Máirt, Bealtaine 11, 2010

Primary Day Reflection

Someone downtown handed me a Tom Nesbitt for treasurer pamphlet. The man himself was somewhere in the crowd if I remember right. At the bottom of the pamphlet, beneath all the tax-cutting fetus-loving boilerplate, was a picture of the former Nebrstasi chief holding a dead deer's head.

"Tom Nessbitt hunting for Bucks!" reads the caption, and yes, the exclamation point was really there. Of course, if he was hoding the corpse of a buck he just shot then that means he wasn't hunting it anymore, and how are we to know he didn't just pick up the head of some random deer felled by CWD? I refuse to consder to consider this photo to be proof that Tom Nesbitt really is a hunter, and more to the point what if he is?

I myself have no objections to hunting, honestly I don't. I emphasize because I have met several people who are convinced that all those who do not hunt are violently opposed to hunting, or that all those bothered by a wild beasts' agony must be fur-coat defiling members of PITA. But that is not the case with me. I eat meat. I had chicken for lunch and liked it, and I'm having some more for dinner. I did not kill, gut, and pluck the chicken myself, but I'm o.k with that. I didn't chop down the trees that make up my apartment house either. I sleep just fine.

There certainly is a great deal of childlike neediness amongst Real American alpha males. I mean I hate to act all uppity but I honestly can't imagine what it feels like to believe that sharing my personal hobbies is a legitimate sign of good character and reason to vote for you. I'm sure that I have voted for candidates who enjoy vandalism, cheap liquor, and sex with strangers, but it has never factored in to my ballot-box decisions. That was what was so brillant about Ernie Chambers' amendments to the nonsense pro-hunting amendment to the constitution. His provision calling for the state to guarantee the right to enjoy a glass of lemonade over a summer sunset called out perfectly the selfishness of hunting amendment supporters. These were spoiled brats wasting the peoples time trying to get their own personal hobby enshrined in the state charter.

Yes I know, it is far more than just a hobby isn't it? Hunting is a sacred and
quintessential American tradition. Is it more of an American tradition than a Mexican or Russian or Chinese or any other place with large rural expanses sparsely populated by humans before the invention of the refrigerator tradition? Yes, of course it is. That's one of those questions I'm not even supposed to ask isn't it? Shut up hippy. And of course this is the purpose of "pro-hunting" amendments. It is to make state governments formally designate themselves "pro-hunter." It is to give hunters the ecstatic thrill of receiving legal approval for being hunters, an official proclamation from civil authority that tells them, 'you hunt, good for you, good boy, such a good boy'. Real Americans don't need government to pull their bootstraps for them. They just need government to rub their bellies and give them a biscuit.

And of course a large chunk of the hunting community has become convinced that they are beseiged by screaming hordes of animal-rights activists out to take their fun away. Hunting magazines have followed the gun media's cue and found that there is money to be made in convincing the hunting community that it's them against the world, and that they should never trust the biased information of any news source that isn't a hunting magazine. And at any rate who wouldn't rather be hated than ignored? What red-blooded American man doesn't prefer to believe that Chicago and Manhatten are filled to the brim with girly-men who faint at the sight of blood and hate those tough-guy meanies from the sticks who catch their own food (and Jesus they're just so big and tough those mean tough guys), instead of folks who spend three seconds of their lives faintly aware that hunting is something that somebody does out there, before blinking and getting on with something they actually care about?

No man who says I’m as good as you believes it. He would not say it if he did. The St. Bernard never says it to the toy dog, nor the scholar to the dunce, nor the employable to the bum, nor the pretty woman to the plain. The claim to equality, outside the strictly political field, is made only by those who feel themselves to be in some way inferior. What it expresses is precisely the itching, smarting, writhing awareness of an inferiority which the patient refuses to accept.

And therefore resents. Yes, and therefore resents every kind of superiority in others; denigrates it; wishes its annihilation. Presently he suspects every mere difference of being a claim to superiority…. “They’ve no business to be different. It’s undemocratic.”
-C.S. Lewis, Screwtape Letters

Dé Luain, Bealtaine 10, 2010

Top 10 FC's

1. Inter Milan
2. Bayern Munich
3. Barcelona
4. Chelsea
5. Marseille
6. Real Madrid
7. Estudiantes
8. Manchester United
9. Roma
10. Argintinos Juniors

Notes: Estudiantes, defending South American champs who took Barca to overtime in the world championship game back in December, will be moved ahead of Madrid assuming that Barca doesn't choke the Spanish league away at home this weekend. Argintinos Juniors get in by virtue of being a point ahead of Estudiantes in the Argentine league at the moment.


The language your mother taught you through gentle cooing is nothing but is nothing but bestial groans randomly evolved into audio symbols of decaying objects

Because your father was a difficult birth, and your grandmother always wished you harm just to see him cry, and she has actually remembered your name all along, and never really had you confused with any of your cousins, she just wanted to give you that impression, in the hope you would be more likely to cut yourself that way.

Because you were drunk enough to fall in love with the first person to walk through the door, and you would have been much happier with the woman who walked through the door two minutes after the woman you're married to now, the one who is at this very moment fellating that Stevens boy from the third grade who called you shitface and gave you a gutpunch in front of the whole class.

Because you have never once in your life felt any spontaneous joy. The first time you saw fireworks you were content only because your mother looked so happy and seemed to expect you to be. The fireworks, lightshows, public revelries, in and of themselves, you have always hated with an old man's passion. Even that very first Independence day, when you smiled because your mother was smiling, even then it was so, yes.

Because you wake up in the morning and realize that, if that car you bought three years ago were struck by a meteor, you would only shrug and go back to bed, but if your car would be vandalized by another man, you would murder him, slowly, in a dark place, a cabin out west that you have rented just for this, and you know now that you have lusted for someone to vandalize your car this entire time, and that you never truly desired your wife or, come to think of it, any other woman at all, in all this time, ever.

Because it's Christmas, and that boy of yours, with that stupid smirk of his and that smell of urine that lingers even after he gets out of the shower, needs a present.

Buy him a worm farm, for the education. You can take out one of the worms, and pour salt on it, so that the boy knows the universality of pain, so that he knows that even those simple creatures who don't have brains, per se, just a small bundle of nerves where the "head" is, not enough to feel anything like true distress and certainly not enough to love or dream but only enough to know physical pain and respond to it. It's how they check for brain death junior. You maybe might take some buckshot to the brain yourself one day junior. In fact I imagine you probably will because I am a patriot. And when you do the doctors will stick needles under your fingernails to see if you moan or flinch and if you don't that generally means that you're not going to wake up. Merry Christmas boy. Now get back in the shower and wash yourself properly, with soap, before I have to get in there and show you how to do it myself.

Dé Sathairn, Bealtaine 08, 2010

Evidence of Methamphetimine Abuse

.Chronic Acne
.Driving Car Less than half the distance from gas pumps to store proper and parking in the middle of the drive
.Begging to be allowed in front of me in line and than fidgiting with impulse-buy toys the entire time.
. Asking me what the undergrad girls behind us were looking at and then freezing in horror when I said they were looking at themselves on the security camera.
. Primal mammalian neck scratching.
. Buying ten dollars worth of water and juice with food stamps*

*Smoking crystal meth (aka 'sucking the devil's dick) causes the most profound case of cottenmouth one could possibly imagine. It basically turns your saliva into damp sand. Never mind how I know.

Cutish looking Latina girl in the So. 13th Casey's. Give her a shower a sandwich and a nap and she could be very desirible. Probably has a boy somewhere in the neighborhood keeping her gacked out though. Pity.

Déardaoin, Bealtaine 06, 2010

Adam or Obama, Resist or Submit?

by Jen Shroder, 1/1/2010 - free to repost at will

It is said that Romans 13 tells us to submit to our government leaders, but what about when Obama places a gay activist in authority over schools teaching our kids how to try gay sex, or our taxes are used to butcher infants worldwide, or Pelosi laughs at the thought of adhering to the Constitution?

Submission. If Eve had followed Adam, she would not have led him to eat the fruit. When we take matters into our own hands, Satan gains a foothold.

But wait.

If Adam told Eve to teach their children "fisting" and gay sex with each other, should she obey? If Adam told her to lie down while the doctor scrapes out her womb and aborts her children, should she obey? If Adam told Eve her parents are a blight on society, should she send the doctor away and watch them die? And if Adam had forbid her from speaking the word of God in the garden, or to even mention His name because it was public ground, should she obey?

To think that Adam would do such things is abhorrent and illuminates the actions of President Obama as he leads our nation into darkness. Appointing thugs into positions of power, bowing and apologizing to terrorists, naming Israel’s land as "illegitimate" when Israel has paid for that land many times over. There is evil churning from the Oval Office, and far too many of us stand by and do nothing because of Romans 13, but read it carefully:

1 "Let every soul be subject to the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resists the power, resists the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Will you then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and you shall have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to you for good. But if you do that which is evil, be afraid; for he bears not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that does evil. Wherefore you must be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake."

So what did men of God do when confronted with authorities doing evil? Read the Scriptures:

18 So they called them and commanded them not to speak at all nor teach in the name of Jesus. But Peter and John answered and said to them, "Whether it is right in the sight of God to listen to you more than to God, you judge. For we cannot but speak the things which we have seen and heard." (Acts 4)

17 Then it happened, when Ahab saw Elijah, that Ahab said to him, "Is that you, O troubler of Israel?" And he answered, "I have not troubled Israel, but you and your father’s house have, in that you have forsaken the commandments of the LORD and have followed the Baals. (1 Kings 18)

"Because John had said to Herod, "It is not lawful for you to have your brother’s wife." (Mark 6) John the Baptist publicly scolded Herod for which he was beheaded.

Jesus overturned tables. He teaches us to be servants, but somehow I don’t think He would approve of standing by clapping erasers while teachers pass out condoms and porn to His children. We should submit when our government submits to God, but when our government is diametrically opposed to God’s laws and precepts, we must choose, are we of God or of the world? We cannot serve two masters.

Paul was not wrong, for God has given us free will in deciding which "powers" to be under the authority of. If Hitler was our ruler and ordered us to torture and murder the innocent, God would not applaud if we obeyed while quoting Romans 13.

We know right and wrong. We know light from darkness. We know evil works are pouring forth from the White House and we should be counted as against it.

Or will you be a lukewarm Christian and sit on the sidelines, rebuking your brother whom dares stand and be known as His own?

‘These things says the Amen, the Faithful and True Witness, the Beginning of the creation of God: "I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I could wish you were cold or hot. So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth. Because you say, ‘I am rich, have become wealthy, and have need of nothing’—and do not know that you are wretched, miserable, poor, blind, and naked—I counsel you to buy from Me gold refined in the fire, that you may be rich; and white garments, that you may be clothed, that the shame of your nakedness may not be revealed; and anoint your eyes with eye salve, that you may see. As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten. Therefore be zealous and repent." Revelation 3:16

Stand up, be counted, let no one criticize you because of Romans 13. Rather than Eve submitting to gay lessons ramroding her children, Pelosi needs to submit to the law of the land, the Constitution, and stop perverting it from which to slay our children.

"For he is the minister of God to you for good. But if you do that which is evil, be afraid; for he bears not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that does evil." Romans 13

A man promoting abortion, gay training, death panels, claims to be Christian and can’t seem to publicly admit Jesus as Lord and Savior at Christmas…let me break the news to you, this is not the minister of God that Paul is speaking of.

Far from it. America, arise and be counted. Next election, walk away from the snakes.

Obama’s Illegitimate War on Israel


We try to forget that Obama was born and raised Muslim, named Hussein, (a distinctly Muslim name), Muslim family, Muslim attire, enrolled in schools as Muslim, admits Koranic studies, is described by those who knew him as "previously quite religious in Islam."(1) Obama announced we "are no longer a Christian nation," celebrates Ramadan, ignores the National Day of Prayer, declares Israel settlements as "illegitimate" on the eve of the high holy day of Judaism…Obama has all of Islam applauding, rallying, proclaiming "Our Time has Come" and tyrants expressing hope Obama will remain president forever…

I suppose it’s disrespectful to say "If it walks like a duck…"

In 1973, Islam attacked Israel on Yom Kippur. President Obama is following suit with his own Ramadan War on Israel. Oh, wait! Ramadan is a month of peace, right? A month that war is forbidden. UNLESS THE VICTIMS ARE UNBELIEVERS.

The Sira, (2) a sacred book studied by all imams, clerics and mullahs, reveals that when Mohammed’s men attacked and killed a caravan of unbelievers on the last day of a sacred month, Allah’s response according to Mohammed was, "They will ask you about the sacred month, and war in it.… If you have killed in the sacred month, they have kept you back from the way of Allah with their unbelief in him, ..and they will not cease to fight you until they turn you back from your religion if they can’" (Sira:425, 426) And so Allah sanctioned slaughtering on sacred months as Mohammed's men were excused.

The Quran/Koran instructs Islam to follow the Life of Mohammed. The Sira is accepted throughout the Middle East as the oldest and most accurate account of that life and it sanctions murder and deception as long as it furthers the cause of Allah.

Obama studied Islam. The West does not. The greatest propaganda machine in all of mankind’s history has been the marketing of Islam as peaceful. We are flooded with that claim in our schools, in the media and from the White House. Most of us believe it even as entire nations are being systematically slaughtered in the name of Allah.

Israel’s Rights to her Homeland

Obama’s "illegitimate settlements" indeed! Israel’s rights to her homeland are archaeological, historical, Biblical. (3) The Jews were ousted by the Greeks and the land became the most desolate spot on earth. The Jews came back and BOUGHT it when Great Britain controlled it, they paid for all of it including Jordan and the mountains of Israel. But then under Arab pressure, the deal was reversed and Israel only received 23% of what they paid for. Yet the Jews continued to purchase it independently. Israel is the only nation that can prove by land titles and deeds that they OWN the land, five-times what they have, paid twice over, for what was theirs in the first place. Testimony before the Royal Commission on January 12, 1937 proves the private purchases were recognized.

"The Lord said to Abram, "Lift up now your eyes, and look from the place where you are northward, and southward, and eastward and westward: for all the land which you see, to you will I give it, and to your seed forever." (Gen 13)

There was never a nation of Palestine, it is only the location swarmed by various peoples after the Jews made it lush again. Now what small percentage the Jews have left, Obama is calling "illegitimate."

Where is that birth certificate again, Hussein?

Israel has one. You won’t show us yours.

Political Feedback of Obama’s UN Speech::

"We continue to emphasize that America does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements (in the West Bank)… We know the future will be forged by deeds and not simply words. Speeches alone will not solve our problems. It will take persistent action. So for those who question the character and cause of my nation, I ask you to look at the concrete actions we have taken in just nine months." Muslim representatives thundered in applause.

(Shudder) What are we forging by Obama’s deeds?

Steve Hayes of "The Weekly Standard" assessed the Obama administration as wanting to "elevate the United Nations and make it a serious global policy-making body. …"You have Muammar Qaddafi, a rogue dictator, a crazy man, speaking -- supposed to speak for 15 minutes, ends up speaking for some 90 minutes, filled with untruths, half-truths, complete nonsense. The United Nations was never able to enforce its resolutions on Iraq. It is not able to enforce its resolutions on Iran. It is not even able to keep Muammar Qaddafi from talking for more than 15 minutes. I think it was a dangerous speech in many ways."

Charles Krauthammer, noted political analyst said, "Obama's speech is alarming because it says the United States has no more moral right to act or to influence world history than Bangladesh or Sierra Leone. It diminishes the United States deliberately and wants to say that we should be one nation among others, and not defend the alliance of democracies that we have in NATO, for example, or to say as every president has said before Obama that we stand for something good and unique in the world.

"When Obama talked about how he had reversed the course of America and how those who doubt our character ought look at our actions, among the actions he cited was our joining the U.N. Human Rights Council, which is led by the worst human rights violators on the planet. It is an Orwellian, farcical organization. The idea that we should be on it is regrettable, but the idea that we should be boasting about it as an American achievement is a scandal."(4)

Rush Limbaugh was livid and said, "He talked about Israeli occupation, the "illegitimacy of the continued settlements"… Barack Obama is deconstructing the United States of America, internally and now externally in terms of foreign policy…He just ripped this country to shreds. He ripped Israel to shreds. He's promised we're no longer going to be a superpower…He talks about a New World Order, and a New World Order is him. Obama is bigger than his country; he's bigger than the presidency; he is the world. He delivered the United States of America to global powers today, just handed us over on a silver platter without a gunshot, without a shot being fired."

In a proclamation of warm wishes to Israel and Yom Kippur, Sarah Palin said, "A speech was given at the United Nations General Assembly yesterday that was full of hateful anti-Semitic rhetoric. It was a shameful display before a body whose very charter is premised on the need for co-operation and harmony in pursuit of peaceful co-existence between nations. Such talk was especially abhorrent coming as it did during the Jewish High Holidays. The world community must speak with one voice in declaring anti-Semitism and all forms of intolerance and racism utterly unacceptable. There is no place in the community of peace-loving nations for those who traffic in hate or deny the terrible atrocity of the Nazi Holocaust."(5)

But Sarah, those are Obama’s buddies.

It’s not certain whose speech she was condemning, but Obama "emphasized" which side he is sitting on. And he is claiming America sits with him.

America has THREE branches of government, Legislative, Judicial and Executive. Obama sounds more like a dictator, confident of his singular control, and has been assuring ISLAM we are one with them.

Obama said, "We are no longer a Christian nation" It didn’t take long for him to ring in his favored replacement. During his campaign, Obama talked about "my Muslim faith" and then claimed it was a gaffe. In light of recent news, the "hope and change" he’s reaching for, even his staunchest defenders have to be taking a second look.

Will anyone still defend Obama’s HUGE Islamic insult of displaying the heels of his shoes while talking with Benjamin Netanyahu, prime minister of Israel in an official White House-released photo? That’s a cultural insult little known in the West. Obama’s heels were posed dead-on into the camera, why the detail of talking with Netanyahu if it was so innocent? Answer. It wasn’t. This is our intelligent president, remember? The one who bows to Saudi kings.(6)

WE THE PEOPLE are getting fed up with Obama dictating who we are, apologizing for us to pseudo-human-rights thugs and tyrants, and doing everything he can to destroy what was once a great nation.

The only hope I have is in my Lord and Savior. Pray for Israel and pray that Obama fails with his changes. I don’t want my future granddaughters forced to wear Obama burqas.

More importantly, I don't want to be counted as a people against Israel. That's a cup of trembling (7) I pray none of us will have to drink.

The Message


America, on this night, God illuminated His message, and He gave a sign that you would know. The same voice that explained the "sign of Jonah" has also said,

"If you turn your backs on Me,
I will turn My back on you."

Over and over throughout history, God has outlined this message to the Jews. Over and over again the Jews would not listen and were almost annihilated. Do we, as Americans, believe we should fare better? We began as a Christian nation, and God has blessed it. Slowly with time our nation has become more and more corrupt to the point we are aborting babies to enjoy a promiscuous sex life that schools endorse and enable. Now we teach children homosexuality and how to pray to Allah, to participate in any and all religions except that of His Son, Jesus Christ. Atheists are fighting to remove the Ten Commandments and the Supreme Court is defying our Constitution to bow down to the ACLU. Does America think itself so proud that it can snub it's nose at God?

What about the crash of Columbia? What about the single Bible page found at the World Trade Center, one frail yet intact page found in the ashes? This single page was left as a message to America, but the media snubbed the message. On the page was written the story of the Tower of Babel, where God chastises man for being so proud that he would build a tower to the skies to honor man's glory. How strong of a message does America need to see the folly of man?

Jesus said He would never leave nor forsake us, and He won't. There is not a thing that will happen in the Christian life that He is not intently aware of. He never stops thinking about us. Yet He said we would suffer in this life, but He would be with us through it. If we keep our eyes on Him through the storm, we can walk on water.

And when we finally go home to be with Him, He will have a place prepared for us. This is not our time, this is God's time. Time for those who do not know Him to learn about Him through the Holy Spirit, through the Bible and through us.

No, God will not leave us, but as a nation, we are about to reap the whirlwind. Our only chance for more time is revival. Will we, as a nation, turn around? Will we stop being led by the liberals down corrupted perverted paths? Will we continue to defile the land?

I hope for future grandchildren. I want my sons to know the joy of having children, as my sons have been such a joy to me. But without revival, if our nation continues in the destructive path that we're on, then God can and will turn His back on us. Don't blame the Muslims, don't blame N. Korea, don't blame other nations, and don't blame God. We are bringing it on ourselves.

When the Israelites repented and returned to the Lord, He welcomed them with open arms. Will we repent and turn around? Or will we face certain destruction of our own doing? Will we continue to sacrifice our children? Study history. It has always been that when cultures began sacrificing their children, God has said ENOUGH. God has said "ENOUGH" to America. Will America listen? I pray we do.

A couple of Scribblings From Blessed Cause.Net, Just for Fun

Public School's Approval of Satan, rejection of Jesus



Students and parents have to prepare in advance for the inevitable lawsuits that immediately follow any effort to form a Bible club at a public school. Such a club would instantly be squashed by school officials who view themselves as watchdogs protecting students from being exposed to Christianity.

A San Mateo high school recently formed a club based on the teachings of the First Church of Satan, founded by Anton LeVey. They call themselves The Satanic Thought Society. Co-president of the club James Doolittle admits he originally started the club with his friend Matt Heeney just to "rile things up a bit."

But now that the two juniors have studied the teachings of the late LaVey, they say Satanism helps people to express themselves. Doolittle says, "Its [Satanism's] purpose is to turn man back into a natural state and not have him corrupted by religion." In a flier posted around the school, the club says its goal is to, "Divide church from state completely."

According to Anton LaVey's website, LaVey started the Church of Satan in 1966 under the theory that Satan is not a supernatural being, but rather a symbol of defiance and rebellion against a conformist, God-fearing society. But I studied Anton LaVey in the early 1970s, and he certainly seemed to believe that Satan was a real spirit being.

At the club's first meeting on Wednesday during the school's lunch hour approximately 35 students attended. Associate Student Body President Joe Izzo said, "The club is about sharing opinions and views." Izzo attended the meeting and joined the club.

Principal Jacqueline McEvoy claims that under the federal Equal Access Act for Secondary Schools, the school must allow this club to exist. It was even announced on the school's loudspeaker that a Satanism club had formed.

Evidently, the only views and opinions not worthy of being allowed on campus are those of the Christian students. This proves again that it isn't the general separation of church and state that is the goal. Public schools accept all religions as long as they are not Christian and do not believe the Bible.

Satan is still alive and well. He seems to have found a home in our public school systems. It is because Christians have stood by and done nothing that the forces of evil have barred Christianity from our schools. And officials wonder why violence has increased so dramatically in our schools. Students are literally insulated from the Bible and Jesus Christ. They can talk about the teachings of Muhammad, Buddha, Krishna, etc. But they cannot discuss Jesus Christ or His teachings.

This is what Jesus Christ said to those who reject the truth, "You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me! Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don't you believe me? He who belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God" (John 8:44-47). This is the underlying reason why Satan Clubs are welcome and Christianity is not on our school campuses.

If Christians let this issue pass without a full-blown fight, we will deserve to be pushed out of what little public expression we still have in this cou

Well, The Thing of it IS

There is no possible move forward that isn't dreadful. Not one. There is no more appeal in being loved or admired than there is in starving.

Dé Domhnaigh, Bealtaine 02, 2010

Had Sex With a Schizophrenic Last Night

She opened a bible to a verse in Acts and asked me why I wrote it. In the morning she asked if she could cut my hair. When I said no she asked me how I could be sure that it was mine.

The sex itself was grand, as you could well imagine. And no, of course I'm not going back.