Dé Domhnaigh, Bealtaine 02, 2010

Had Sex With a Schizophrenic Last Night

She opened a bible to a verse in Acts and asked me why I wrote it. In the morning she asked if she could cut my hair. When I said no she asked me how I could be sure that it was mine.

The sex itself was grand, as you could well imagine. And no, of course I'm not going back.

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