Anti-Poverty demonstration

I am going to steal a roll of toilet paper from the next public restroom that doesn't have one of those big plastic lock-up thingies. I am no scofflaw, mind you, this is simply a protest against a society that naively blames the poor for their own suffering. I will leave my mark in the brilliant disguise of a truckstop gigilo leaving his phone number. Fuck you if you don't appreciate my art.