Dé Céadaoin, Bealtaine 10, 2006

Mr Heartland Auditions for The Onion

Heineman shows Power of Incumbancy, Race-Bating
Osbourne refers to life in past tense, other guy crawls into hole somewhere and masturbates to Ayn Rand

Ricketts Wins Nomination
Presumeably functional adults actually influenced by television ads.


Lincoln Parks Bond Rejected
Operation "West Omaha the sequel" enters third phase

Hergert Fails to Remember any Conscious Action of Past 3 Years

Report: CIA Officials "Demoralized" Over Diminished Role in Crypto-Fascist Empire





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