Chill the fuck out already! Team USA has a decent bracket, and this is probably the best chance we've ever had to make the semis in the modern era. But just what the hell is that worth? South Korea is the only team out of the four in our pod that I would give us better than half a chance of beating. In fact, now the you my imaginary friend have asked about that:
Chance of Team USA beating ---- (According to nothing more than the subjective mind of Joshua D. Beran)
South Korea: 58%
We ain't all that yet compadres.