Lawyers

Conservatives dislike lawyers because they are a reminder of society's imperfection. Populists hate lawyers because they are a reminder that truth and justice cannot be magically discerned through intuition or "common sense". Put the two together in the form of AWM radio, and the results are pretty ugly.

I myself disagree with conservatives and feel nothing but the blackest most absolute loathing for populism. (aka, intellectual communism.) Yet while I hold nothing personal against lawyers I can't say that I like them very much either. Nobody does really, and I can't honestly say that I had a point in writing this.