Dé Máirt, Márta 15, 2011

Attention All Muslims, Lovecraftians, Crowleyites, Wiccans, and Satanists.

You are all now free to build the the most obnoxious and expensive monuments to your own personal god, gods, goddesses, or omnicidal cosmic horrors you are able to produce right in downtown Branson. And personally you have my fullest encouragement to do so.

The Missouri House has given first-round approval to proposed state constitutional amendment that would guarantee Missourians the right to express their religious beliefs in public places.
The sponsor of the legislation, Rep. Mike McGhee, R-Odessa, says school children, among others, are being targeted for professing their religious beliefs.
McGhee cited instances where school children wearing crosses and carrying Bibles have been removed from classrooms.
McGhee's amendment specifies that the religious activities must be voluntary and subject to the same rules and regulations of all other forms of speech.

You're a groovy motherfucker Mike McGhee.

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