Dé hAoine, Meitheamh 16, 2006

Mr Heartland Auditons for the Onion: Take 2

Supreme Court Rules That 4th Amendment Violates Founders Original Intent

Oklahoma Rep Declares Unity More Important Than Being Right or Wrong About War
(This really happened)

Chambers Has U.N.O. Shut Down Over Slap Incident
Omaha branch of University closed for three months, first noticed yesterday.

Nebraskans confused by Hahn's Stand on "Issues"
"What does he think about queers and spics?" they ask.


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