I once met a man who stole a garage door opener.
He punched out the drivers window of a fairly new $30,000 van, stole a garage door opener, took nothing else, and left.
He said he could get some "street money" out of it.
I was telling this story to a few fellows last night. It had become just another thing in my list of experiences to me. I had forgotten how funny it was.
And there's really no denying that it is. I wonder if this incident could be stretched out into a movie?