CFB Top 10

1. Oregon
2. Auburn
3. Boise State
4. TCU
5. Wisconsin
6. Utah
7. Nebraska
8. Alabama
9. Ohio State
10.Missouri

So....

Last night I had sex with a red-headed wanderer named.... Deloris? About two hours after she had had sex with someone else.

She has some moves, and, I'd just thought I'd share.

Seriously Though: All Hail the Dr. Who Max Headroom

He's been my god since I heard of him about three years ago.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_broadcast_signal_intrusion_incident

Post 800

" In Heaven they make love. On Earth they have sex. In Hell, in Hell we Fuck!"


It's only going to get colder.

Let's Do a Bunch of Coke

Ya. Hopefully she's gone.

I Dreamed

That I took shelter with some stock character immigrants/street urchins. They lied in a tiny hidden space taking up the rear five feet of a Home Depot sorta place. The stairway to their apartment, such as it was, was more of a carpeted ladder in a chimney. There was a woman with five kids and three brown boys with the voices of middle-aged men. Lots of rats. Women knitting spider webs and humming tuneless tunes. I was told to come back whenever I like, whenever I was in trouble. Baby carriages at random spots on the floor making it hard to walk.

CFB top 10

1. Oregon
2. Auburn
3. Boise State
4. TCU
5. Missouri
6. Michigan State
7. Wisconsin
8. Alabama
9. Utah
10. Oklahoma

In other sports news, fuck Rangers. (Not the Rangers, but FC WASP.) Fuck em, is all. Just fuck em.

This one From Chrisma Woman is Strange, but Still sweet

CHILDREN’S FOLK FESTIVAL
A thousand puppets, a hundred storytellers, a couple of mimes, clowns and jugglers and a fire eater can assemble in three states to the delight of all children and parents. Possibly Kentucky in June, Oklahoma in July and Utah in August can host a Children’s Folk Festival. Perhaps other states would like this celebration of child-ren’s happy concerns.
We can bring children and parents from all over to enjoy the fest, a trip to a local lake and a tent city for campers. Local children can rehearse to be in a children’s proces-sion on Friday evenings like they do in Germany’s Bav-aria’s Children ‘s Festival.
We have puppet contests in many states. Glen Echo in our nation’s capitol hosts storytellers from all around.
Mimes and jugglers come from Central Park in New York and circuses. College students love to do summer stock. “Let’s go to the Child-ren’s Folk Festival instead of Disneyland” this year can be the statement hailed by parents!

I Can't Believe I Didn't notice Before

I just saw a Stephan King quote where he said he wanted 'The Stand' to be an American Lord of the Rings.

Now that it's been mentioned to me; Jesus, it's as obvious as the Lovecraft influence in all of King's work, or his Magic Negro hangup. I could have noticed it before, but I didn't.

So

Psycho woman with a psycho family said she'd call back when she got back to SD. I'd really rather not talk about it, mostly.

College Football top 10

Catch the fucking ball! Edition.

1. Oregon
2. LSU
3. Boise State
4. Oklahoma
5. TCU
6. Michigan State
7. Auburn
8. Wisconsin
9. Alabama
10. Missouri (Why the hell not?)

Italy Vs, Serbia Soccer Riot Link

http://soccerstateofmind.com/2010/10/13/serbia-invades-italy/

Do you love your country enough to dry-fuck a plastic fence? Nice going fellas.

Rush Limbaugh States Beliefs Honestly: Oddly Appropriate for Columbus Day

But there is no equality. You cannot guarantee that any two people will end up the same. And you can't legislate it, and you can't make it happen. You can try, under the guise of fairness and so forth, but some people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be slaves. Some people are born to put up with somebody else making every decision for them.


You may consider this to be nothing more than harsh truth, that some people are simply more worthy than others and have earned special social privilege because they worked for it. You may say that this is nothing but the ethos of capitalism and competition expressed in an unusually blunt way.

Except no, these are the words of a college dropout born in to wealth, who honestly believes that the money he was born into was deserved and not dumb luck. He specifically says that some people are BORN to be slaves. He says this to an audience that, let there be no doubt, feels entitled to have social privilege simply handed to them, who is insulted by the mere thought that they should have to bother working or competing for it.

There are many who believe the sentiment that Limbaugh expresses, who believe that holding this creed makes them strong clear-eyed realists in a weak pc world. I myself would have a much easier time accepting that they are sincere truth tellers, and not simply bigots, if a single one of them considered himself the slave.

College Football top 10

Why not?

1. Ohio State
2. Oregon
3. LSU
4. Nebraska
5. Boise State
6. TCU
7. Oklahoma
8. Michigan State
9. South Carolina
10. Auburn

The Godless Liberal Hedonism of a Company Health Fair

"As millions of hardworking Americans struggle to make ends meet, Senate staffers will participate next week in a two-day orgy of back massages, organic food tastings and milk mustache photos." http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/10/08/senate-office-host-health-fair-covered-staffers/ Fox News


Yes, you read that right, a two day ORGY of back messages and milk mustaches. Anything goes up in this bitch; double anal, animal rape, lines of coke snorted directly off of erect cocks, organic food!































































































And now for some real fun here are some of the comments from the Fox News faithful:

Whom ever these staffers that attend this fair, work for. Every one of them needs to be voted out of office.Senators if you are reading this...we've had it with the abuse, the lies and the spending. As far as I'm conccerned this entire country needs to be purged of ALL LAWYERS, JUDGES and POLITICIANS. They have all lost sight of what America should be.


I guess the time-capsule back to 1930's Nazi Germany continues ... of course, the underlying, not so subtle anymore, message is: look how great things are when you are on the "right" (or in this case "the left) side. How dare they continue to stuff their faces in the public trough and not even feel like they have to be accountable to us for what they do. November and 2012 can't get here fast enough! I'm fed up!

AND THEY THINK.........the massage will rub off the stench that they permeate.......... the organic food will make their lies more healthy for you to hear......... the sauna will purge them of the E-V-I-L that is embedded within..............they are deserving of every red cent we paid for them...............and deserve more............more............more..............more..............more.............more............



I know I've made this point several times before, still let us be clear on just who these folks are. These are not especially stupid people. They are able to say and believe stupid things because in their particular social groups there is nothing to be gained from not being stupid, rather they gain social esteem almost chiefly through their ability to manfully express indignation. They are convinced that the only true measure of human worth is the willingness to fight for and avenge affronts against the sacred and pure. They 'know' that they cannot be decent people unless they are constantly defending what they hold dear, and so they are desperate to believe that what they hold dear is under constant peril. Lust is far too weak of a word to describe how badly they NEED to feel outraged and threatened.

So Fox News, the most trusted and reliable supplier of outrage to these addicts, comes along and feeds them a little line, and they really couldn't care less that it's low-grade stuff.

Easy to Understand Insanity

The state of Missouri has a ballot initiative to regulate puppy mills, aimed to prevent such typical puppy mill luxuries as forced inbreeding and keeping females perpetually pregnant until they drop dead before age five. Naturally there is a cohort of tea-partiers in Missouri who; well, their language cannot be precisely translated to English, so there's really no way to know for sure, but they seem to think that the measure is really bad.


Well, according to the Alliance For Truth, the main force behind the anti-Prop B movement, there is something much more nefarious afoot (er, apaw) in the HSUS measure. The Alliance For Truth claims that the HSUS has a "radical agenda" and is "misleading the public with its intentions on Prop B. The society seeks only to raise the cost of breeding dogs, making it ever-more difficult for middle-class American families to be dog-owners."

Anita Andrews from Alliance For Truth told TPM that it's a "deceptive, lying bill" that is "trying to purposefully get rid of the breeders." The state of Missouri, she said, has been given a bad rap as "the puppy mill capitol" of the U.S. but "in truth we have the best ribbon breeders in the country." And, Andrews said, the state already has anti-cruelty laws on the books.

"They don't like animals," she said of the Humane Society of the United States.

Andrews also explained that Cass Sunstein, "one of the biggest animal rights activists," and President Obama's Administrator of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, is tied to the HSUS, and is helping them give Obama "a punch list" of the animals rights activists' agenda.

You see, there's a difference between animal rights activists and animal welfare activists. Unlike the HSUS, Sunstein, and other animal rights activists, animal welfare activists like the Alliance For Truth have "no intention of wiping every animal off this earth," Andrews said. Animal welfare activists believe in hunting and that people should take care of animals.

Rights activists, on the other hand, think "humans and animals are on the same level, ownership of an animal is slavery," and that "animals should have attorney representation" (presumably so every dog can have his day in court).
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/missouri_tea_partiers_joe_the_plumber_join_movemen_1.php?ref=fpi



All this garble raises a somewhat important question; what, to the right-winger, is 'big government'?

In North Platte I knew a man who scoffed at any constitutional challenge a suspect made against an arrest or other police action. This man would always rail on and on against the rights and luxuries that criminals supposedly receive at the expense of victims. Then on the day this man got a ticket for parking the wrong way on a neighborhood street he responded by screaming profanities for twenty minutes, destroying a couple hundred dollars worth of his own property, and calling city hall over and over again, growing ever more enraged as whoever was answering his calls refused to stay on the line and let him abuse her. The tyranny of the twenty dollar ticket would not stand.

In the end it's very simple. The right-winger will support any law or regulation passed by legitimate White Male authority figures, so long as it is seen as telling the poor, the brown, the heathen, or the female what they can't do. He will support the harshest penalties for crimes associated with social outgroups; drug use, prostitution, petty theft, etc, for so long as he sees the law as a tool for keeping these people under heel where they belong. It is those laws seen as imposing on White, Male, Christian prerogative that bring out cries of Marxism. A two percent tax hike on the rich is far more tyrannical than restrictions on contraception, or minority religious rights, not because of the amount of liberty being restrained but whose liberty is being restrained.

It should be self-evident that it is the States security powers; police and military, are the best friends of any would-be dictator. (Which isn't to say that cops and soldiers are evil, it's just the Lockean compromise of accepting State authority in return for civilization.) Yet the right-winger is completely unbothered by the power of the Pentagon or the fact that the US has far more of its citizens locked up than any other democracy. What the right-winger fears and hates is 'bureaucracy'. He is enraged by the host of minor, practical (or perhaps not so much) impositions on his own affairs, the laundry list of rules and regulations that are inevitable in any complex society. He hates the small day-to-day laws that apply to all, not because they impose on his rights as a citizen, but because they remind him that he is only a citizen and not a feudal lord. It is intolerable that he should have to walk twenty feet out the door to smoke a cigarette. It is justice that someone else should sit in jail for smoking a joint.

Getting back then to the rant quoted in the TPM article; who is it that generally runs these puppy mills? White, rural, "Common Clay of the New West" types mostly, and I'd hazard to guess there is also a fair number of loudly self-professing Christians among them. And now there is a proposed law that seeks to tell these Real Americans what they can and can't do with their property; Real Americans are being told that they are entitled to something less than absolute life-or-death dominance of other creatures. Naturally this must be opposed, and to keep with the rarefied dignity of Real Americans this opposition must be presented as a cosmic battle against unfathomable evil.

We can laugh at the hysteria of it, as well we should, but we laugh only because we are elitist enough to think that making any damn sense is more important than being righteous.

Shout Out:http://www.overcomingbias.com/2010/09/opinion-warning-signs.html

Signs that your opinions function more to signal loyalty and ability than to estimate truth:

1. You find it hard to be enthusiastic for something until you know that others oppose it.
2. You have little interest in getting clear on what exactly is the position being argued.
3. Realizing that a topic is important and neglected doesn’t make you much interested.
4. You have little interest in digging to bigger topics behind commonly argued topics.
5. You are less interested in a topic when you don’t foresee being able to talk about it.
6. You are uncomfortable taking a position near the middle of the opinion distribution.
7. You are uncomfortable taking a position of high uncertainty about who is right.
8. You care far more about current nearby events than similar distant or past/future events.
9. You find it easy to conclude that those who disagree with you are insincere or stupid.
10. You are reluctant to change your publicly stated positions in response to new info.
11. You are reluctant to agree a rival’s claim, even if you had no prior opinion on the topic.
12. You are reluctant to take a position that raises the status of rivals.
13. You care more about consistency between your beliefs than about belief accuracy.
14. You go easy on sloppy arguments by folks on “your side.”
15. You have little interest in practical concrete implications of commonly argued topics.
16. Your opinion doesn’t much change after talking with smart folks who know more.
17. You are especially eager to drop names when explaining positions and arguments.
18. You find it hard to list weak points and counter-arguments on your positions.
19. You feel passionately about at topic, but haven’t sought out much evidence.
20. You are reluctant to not have an opinion on commonly discussed topics.
21. More?
-Robin Hanson


Most of these points describe several people I know.

For some reason I'm reminded in particular of this time back in 2004. I was at a family gathering and; was called upon to describe the details of Jenna Cooper's slaying. I recited the known facts as dryly as I could and as soon as I was done a male relative of mine; without saying a thing about this particular case, regally stated his belief that convicted murderers should always get the death penalty.

I was struck by how he obviously considered the chance to assert this belief as the essential point of the conversation; and I'd even say that some part of him believes that murder exists for the purpose of giving others the chance to affirm their anti-murderer credentials. And while this sort of moral vanity has never been uncommon and expresses itself in various ways more harmful than this it was still a damned tawdry display all the same.

Chrisma Woman Gets Fucking Epic

FREE CHINA
Get white masks on from bed sheets. Water down any subliminal; cell phones, TVs, computers, brown thin long needles, tiny white cubes and subliminators.
New Chinese leaders can improve by having the highest level manage specific services. Natural gas, elem-entary schools, roads, res-ervoirs, electricity, zoning, taxes, rice production, clo-thing, imports, tourism, arid lands, swimming pools and voting can be some services.
Every leader of a separate service can have a complaint center, a freedom center, and technical advisers. Let five upper managers vote on their technical regulations and humane laws.
A less organized teacher is over stressed so she shouts, screams and punishes often. She reorganizes by posting rules and exact repercussions, sets specific goals and a date when work shall be done. She shouts less because pupils know exactly what to do to be nicer and produce more in less time.
A government should let all citizens know the laws and exact repercussions so they all calm down to be nicer and more content.
Let the people have free-dom and they can complain so the people improve easily.
Let the people have free-dom of thought and they get smarter and nicer.
To have made an insideous homicidal method such as a subliminal could end all marriages. A tiny argument and the wife puts a fuzzy on the sternum of her husband and does away with him. Why would anybody even marry in China? Why would anybody attempt to get a job when anybody knows how to
do away with anybody. Anarchy and so much lone-liness without job or family ends all your population soon.
Babies already are dumber from subliminals in China. Babies have softer formed skulls than adults and are more likely to have brain inflammation more pro-foundly sooner.
Governments must never let persons have an insidious homicidal method. There won’t be a government in China. There won’t be a police man anymore. There won’t be persons to pick up the groceries anymore. They would soon be too upset and afraid to get a fuzzy on the sternum.
Making your population so mean to the nicest Americans means Chinese will have even less reserve to do away with each other at the slight-est whim.
All governments should be formed to make citizens nicer.
Can Americans approve of a genociding Chinese leader? No. Dr. Wu in the 1990s revealed that protesters were left standing in toxic waste. After five or ten minutes they fell down and passed away.
The Chinese government has a policy of taking two kidneys from protesters and using their bodies for science.
All Chinese wives are depressed from having a forced abortion whenever they are pregnant the second time and thereafter. Police enter the home and handcuff the wife to the bed and extract the fetus. The husband sometimes is forced to watch.
Chinese can have norplant birth control implanted into their underarm. After 5 years they get a new norplant again from the American company.
Chinese subliminators here answered an ad to teach English. They are nice Chi-nese liking Americans turned into homociders here in the United States.
Although Chinese have made impressive advances with having private bus-inesses and skyscraper tall
cities, Chinese government has put surveillance in every office, store, factory, home, street, TV, cell phone and computer as well as sub-liminals there too.
There are no psychologists in China. It is thought that their government does away with those that have im-perfect mental health inclu-ding those that have given subliminals for a while.
To surrender to Divine is the easiest surrender in history. Wet the subliminals.
We all want freedom of thought to think, to be free to think our own thoughts, to discern good from bad, for freedom of speech and to improve. Chinese all know persons that went to labor camps. A frightened people are too scared to produce very much. Chinese can state “Divine I care for weak persons” for a nicer society.
FUZZY STERNUM
If you feel chest pains put your finger on the sternum. Does the sternum vibrate? If so you have a subliminal fuzzy from Chinese. Keep this list:
Eat garlic or onions
Heating pad on back
Hot potatoes in hands
Mustard poultice chest
Use ace bandage to place
poultice on chest
Epsom salts feet and head
Slouch sitting
Don’t move much
Aspirin
Vinpocetine pill
Hydrogen peroxide poultice
Honey or yogurt on chest
Cough drops
State ‘ema’ transcendental meditation mantra over and over for easy healing of the cardiac area. Start by stating ‘Divine ema, ema, ema” whenever you begin again so your words are shielded.
When you can buy an infrared mat at 888 531-6982 good for any kind of recu-peration. Magnesium oil can relax and healing the cardiac area. Buy at 800 824-4491.
Sleep strips might help at 888 610-3872 with ten for $28.
Do not risk going to an emergency room as they pretend to give EKG with one jolt of electricity. Actual EKG is administered for about 5 minutes to graph cardiac pulse over time. Do you receive a copy of the graph? No. Can you view a CD of your EKG? No. It is a fraud.
Ask hospitals to have only hand written health charts and that you receive a copy after every visit. There are foreigners that now can get MeCentricin software to change any American elec-tronic health record to have lethal doses or advance directives on it.
Instead let’s receive a paper copy of our health chart like we do for a car bill with diagnosis and work done. It is best to have the health chart in our own control anyway.

DIVINE I WET
SUBLIMINALS
In case your home has been entered into by Chinese and you have noticed brown thin long needle subliminals laying around, first wet the subliminals for 10 seconds. State “Divine I wet sublime-inals” over and over while working.
Bar the door like in the middle ages with two metal U shapes bolted to the door and a long steel stick across door. Ask a welder to put one in today.
You may try the door jammer from Home Depot but foreigners push a thin inch wide stick under the door to push door jammer backwards.
All our key hole knobs can be unlocked by foreigners. When you come back from an errand or job check for subliminals immediately.
Put a wind chime above the front and back door so you wake up before wandering outdoors.
If you have had a pair of shoes and socks that weren’t yours on your feet, take off and put by your side. State “Divine Jesus walked on water” for better self management. Fold a sheet over and sew the bottom and the side like a sleeping bag zipper so no one attempts to put shoes and socks on with subliminals and tracking tiny metal or put ivory flake looking devices on.
Cell phones go in water. Throw your TV outdoors. Donate our computer to a community center so you can visit without any self in-fliction while at a public place.

WEST COAST BARRIER
Our west coast shore needs to have land mines all along the beaches. Land mines are a peaceful barrier as long as signs are up every 20 feet or so. Would you rather be tan or alive if Chinese arrive?

EIGHTH GRADERS GET CLASS IN MACHINES
Instead of a class in con-sumerism let’s interest eight graders in how simple machines work. The Crapper toilet, Kodak camera, Alex-ander Graham Bell’s tele-phone and Wilbur and Wright’s bikeplane have simple parts in a generation that tinkered in their base-ments to make a better society.Early sewing machine and washing machine in-terests a girl. The first water and mechanical clock, Gut-tenburg press, radio, wind-mill, stove, door bell and record player helps a new generation to fine new inventions. Building your own home and repairing a bicycle are practical skills to learn. Da Vinci and Edison are studied with fascination.
14 REASONS FOR NO DUMB DRUGS
1. I want to be as smart as I possibly can.
2. One third of Spain’s third graders get high everyday and do not get to fourth grade.
3. Marijuana is a neurotoxin. Users are forgetful, with malaise and lazy welfare behavior.
4. Marijuana is high risk for AIDS behavior. “Oops I forgot the birth control!”
5. Abortions occur from the Oops! Father of not yet born baby gets high from mar-ijuana and does not have a fall in love feeling so he screams at mom of not yet born baby to get an abortion.
6. Marijuana is a high cancer risk.
7. Bronchitis, lung cancer and early full blown AIDS occurs from marijuana use.
8. Divorces are more com-mon from a couple that use pot because one or the other has adultery with a marijuana
high.
9. Marijuana users have more car accidents. Where are the mad moms for users?
10. I want to buy only cruelty free products. Marijuana has blood all over it from dealers doing away with South Am-erican farmers up through Mexico. Drug dealers now do away with druggies getting rehab in Mexico.
11. Marijuana users loose a job easier. Users are late, sloppy, uncoordinated and laugh too much on the job.
12. Manchurians were given much opium from Chinese. Chinese genocided millions.
13. I want to ask 100 ques-
tions on a date sober to contribute towards my finest in a marriage.
14. Let’s close bars with dumb drugs in it and open board game rooms, book club cafes and swing dance clubs.

NORWAY 1980
Norway had no bars and no drugs in 1980. Bars were outlawed since the turn of the century. Norwegians earlier made stills that if not exact toxed their drinkers. Drinkers on skis lost their way and got hyperthermia too easily in the snow.
Oslo had clean cut looking blonds whispering across from table to table in their coffee houses. A thriving social life in the early even-ings occurred without much abortions. Norway’s oil made them prosperous with cradle to grave free medicine. Since then they opened bars and drugs flowed in too.
A dater wants to not be lonely anymore. A dater is lonelier after a one night stand.
A celibate is not as lonely. A celibate dates with interest in the conversation. Can this dater like me a lot after 10 dates? Can he prove he loves me by being exclusive after 10 dates? Can he like my job or studies? Can he like my friends? Can he like my mom and dad? Can he like my sense of humor?
Can she like the roses I sent her? Can she like my sport I do? Can she like what I do after work? Can she like my side when I complain? Can she like what I struggled through? Can she like me if
I have a fault? Can she like me better than anybody else?
How am I going to find this out at the bar? I’m not, not there. A nicer man looks for a nicer place to find a nicer woman.
Did you both confess you went to beach week five years ago and disliked it ever after? I matured this much. Have you matured too? Are you looking to get married?
That’s just the beginning of a mature style of dating. What is this person like in front of my friends? Is she a gracious person? Is she a lout and permiscuous person who goes to the bars a lot? If you don’t want a lout and adul-terer for a wife or husband you don’t want a bar with drugs anymore. Let’s close them down for a while until the drugs are out thoroughly.

WHAT IS A RELIGION FOR?
Religion is for organizing kindness and educating young and old to be kinder. Humans come to church on Sunday to be less lonely, to sing sweet songs, to talk of sorrows as a group, to witness a happy wedding promise to live together for their lifetime to share and protect their children and for their children to learn good from bad so they go to heaven after life. To shame and be shamed helps push a person towards doing nicer effects. Healings are in a church even if you just walk in for a while and sit before a Jesus statute. Where a picture of Jesus is so is Jesus. Ask for a miracle. It can happen.

Real Men Gobble Meat

"'We are 40 days from fundamentally changing America,'(Glen) Beck said. '. . . What the Tea Party movement wants is an end to out-of-control spending, an end to the insanity, an end to the growth in government that is gobbling everything up.'

He also ridiculed first lady Michelle Obama's campaign to get people to eat healthier snacks like apples or carrots.
'Get away from my french fries, Mrs. Obama,' Beck warned. 'First politician that comes up to me with a carrot stick, I've got a place for it. And it's not in my tummy.'

"'The role of the federal government is not to pick out doctors -- it's to defeat radical jihadists,' U.S. Rep. Pete Hoekstra of Michigan said. 'The role of the federal government is not to educate our children. It's to rush to the border and seal our borders.'"
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2010/09/glenn_beck_mocks_michelle_obam.html


For anyone confused about how a first lady's suggestions to eat healthy could possibly be controversial, the second quote from Rep. Hoekstra should be helpful. Real Men are neither threatened or concerned by anything except enemies, and the beating off of enemies real and imagined is essentially the only important thing that a person or a nation can ever do.

To suffer at the hands of an enemy is so disgraceful that the True Man commits his entire conciousness to preventing it. To suffer at the hands of so-called natural causes, on the other hand, is no more than the will of a God who is manliness incarnate. It is indisputable that the death of one tribe member at the hands of an outsider is far worse than the death of a hundred from heart attacks.

To believe otherwise is to accept that the threat from others is only a very small part of a greater battle against death that we are all doomed to lose; and all right-wing narratives are based on maintaining the illusion of omnipotence. This then is why Glen Beck would rather shove a hard glistening stick up someone's ass than be so queer as to worry about healthy eating.

Remembering Yard Cop

In the Journal-Star today some woman wrote to the editor castigating random Lincolnites for not flying American flags on Sept. 11th. For some reason it made me think of the man I was doing a moving job with back when I was twenty one, he was somewhere in his late forties. While we were riding in his truck from old house to new house he spent the entire trip extolling what he obviously considered to be very important paternal knowledge. He gave pointers on moving this or that piece of furniture. Mostly he spoke of lawns. He spoke of how often to mow, how long to wait for rain before watering, fertilizer, what kind to buy, how much to apply, how often.
He pointed at yellow grass in some neighbors lawn and said "You see that? Put some fertilizer in your grass God Damnit! You fucking scurgy cocksucker!"

And that's all there is to the story really.

"You'll have a house of your own someday right? You see why grass needs fertilizer? You saw that shit right?"