Dé Luain, Nollaig 24, 2007

Merry Christmas

If I had a billion dollars, I would not spend five on Christmas decorations. Whether I will be in a good mood or not tommorow is a matter of pure chance. I am under no more moral obligation to try to be happy on December 25th than I am on Febuary 19th. Christmas represents nothing, symbolizes nothing, and means nothing. If there is no Christmas after this year, I will feel the same way I do when I read the obituatry of a 90-year-old man who died a natural death; a terrible shame, of course, but I would only be insulting the man if I pretended to care.

If my future wife insists on playing Christmas music, I will divorce her quietly.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Feb 19th is my birthday, I think you can connect the rest of the dots.

-Paul