Actual link on officialstreetpreachers.com which appears to be Brother Matt's (The Sledgehammer) outfit, "Homosexual baby aborted". www.officialstreetpreachers.com
Oh yeah, baby.
List Of MrHeartland's damnible offenses
Liar: Yes, I've dealt with the police
Thief: Not since I stole a baby Jesus two X-masses ago
Lesbian: My approval of lesbianism is so high that I might as well be guilty
Sodomite: Does heterosexual buttsex count?
Potheads: Certainly not, tee-he
Idolaters: Well, I worship a distant, impersonal diety, so I'm probably a idoloter by ole Sledge's standards.
Drunkard: Could you be more specific?
Fornicator Oh yeah,
Potty-Mouths- You can see for yourself, he actually uses this phrase for cursing. Some of us students who came to mock him pointed out how stupid the phrase "potty-mouth" is. But he justified it with that lovely circular logic of his.
Murderer: I ain't never killed a man that didn't deserve it. (Me get treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of.)
Adulterer: Isn't this covered by the fornicators catagory? For that matter, wouldn't lesbians and sodimites be covered by that to? the Sledge has a lot on his mind.
Quotes from Matt the sledge today.
"Nietzche" was a coke head and a womanizer,
all these College students say , "Oh what a great humanist Nietzche was, Voltare was, well he's a real great humanist doing coke in hell."
Some Guy: what's wrong with feminism?
Sledge: Youknow what, you're fired, go turn in your gonads to administration right now. Be a man, a man of God. (He never did say exactly what was wrong with feminism.)
Me, In Pope Costume: My Son, I share your concerns about nonbelivers and sodimites, but I fear that without the guidence of mother Rome, you seem to have lost your wits.
Sledge: You're joking. do you know anything about catholicism?
Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Sledge: That's very funny, do you know anything about the pope's hat?
Me: His mitre?
Sledge: Mitre, that's it. Well the pope wears a three, leveled mitre. The first represents that he is above all the souls in heaven. the second symbolizes that he is above all the souls in purgatory. The third symbolizes that he is above all the souls on earth. The pope claims to be Christ on earth, and that's very blasphamous.
Me: He claims to be Peter, the succesor of Peter.
Sledge: Do you know what happened Peter?:
Me: Crucified upside-down, damn shame.
Sledge. That's righ, he was crucified, ............. he said we should be saints for Jesus, not for any church, not for any tradition....................... (He went on like this for a long, long, time.)
All in all, Matt is even better than last year. He even brought one of his "five beutiful children from a beutiful wife" along to spread his message of hate.
Sledge: "I have a wonderful wife, my wife submits".
Does she now?
Everyone reading this should come to the UNL city campus tomarow to see is the Sledgehammer is still here. I truly hope that you haven't missed the chance to see him in action. And if you have more spare time on your hands,go to officialstreetpreachers.com for the gaudiest, most eye burning theocratic insanity outside of the Dallas suburbs.
This guy is a truly elite asshole, right up there with Fred Phelps. Come smell the rarified air.
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