I Do Hate To Brag

Still I feel it must be known.

I had sex with a Sarah Palin lookalike last night. I have has what countless thousands of fat, blustering, gun-hoarding, angry, insecure, pseudo-alpha male shitheels desperately want to have but never will.

Real American enough for ya sweetie pie. (Heather was it?) Leftist, atheist, unemployed, and Real American enough.