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I've noticed that comments or questions about her pregnancy are always, without fail, the first thing out of the mouth of everyone she s...

"Children are like arrows in the hand of a mighty man. Simply put, the more children you have, the more weapons you’ll have to throw at...

http://www.mariettapa.com/marietta_militia.html If you think there's no such thing as ever repeating your core beliefs loudly enough, re...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. B. Dortmund 4. AC Milan 5. Real Madrid 6. Chelsea 7. Porto 8. Lille 9. Inter 10 B. Leverkusen

So, Bellevue, with its contiguous urban blending into Omaha, has less in common in Omaha than Gretna, from where one can reach 10th and O or...

but Blogger went offline without warning. Thanks fellas.

http://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen/11b/milton_bw_ad/index.html " The town of Milton, Massachusetts is advertising in a hardcore hom...

To mark the occasion and the zeitgeist of the moment, here's a poem from some anonymous internet person called 'God Bless US" O...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. B. Dortmund 4. AC Milan 5. Real Madrid 6. Chelsea 7. Lille 8. Inter Milan 9. Arsenal 10 B. Leverkusen

I was one of many who had stopped even wondering when Bin Laden would be caught. It's not that there was any point where I gave up hop...

"'I said over a year ago that this was going to be, this presidential race, Lawrence, was going to be the ugliest, the nastiest, th...

http://www.thinkprogress.org/2011/04/25/allen-west-liberal-women/ Allen West, R; Florida: "We need you to come in and lock shields, an...

" President Obama failed to release a statement or a proclamation recognizing the national observance of Easter Sunday, Christianity...

Go Real Salt Lake. M.L.S. vs. Barcelona in the World Club Cup. Make it happen. And drop the stupid fucking 'Real' from your name ...

"No one can seriously believe that the constitution's authors intended to create a right to same-sex marriage," Rep. Lamar Smi...

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/rep-broun-fdr-was-a-communist-video.php?ref=fpb A few days ago, Congressman Paul Broun of Georgia...

"Let me admit before I go any further that I am not in the middle of the road on the question of how we ought to treat Mexicans illegal...

I was drinking on a porch with a woman named Maria the other night. She did eighteen months in prison awhile back, she didn't say for w...

There was an MTV show, a couple years after the turn of the century, they would send pop stars to third world countries for psuedo-Peace Cor...

CANISTERS OF GAS Canisters of lethal gas have been found a Walmart's stock section next to canisters of propane. The lethel gas comes f...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. Dortmund 4. Milan 5. Real Madrid 6. Arsenal 7. Lille 8. Estudiantes 9. Bayer Leverkusen 10 Chelsea

Haven't gotten a hold of her stuff in awhile: "FORMER PRESIDENTS ARE MISSING All the former presidents are always invited to the st...

I was sort of pulling for the Richmond Spiders. P.S./One more thing: Jesus Christ what an fuckass ugly dead squirrel rape of a game.

"Ms. Bachmann, who moved to Minnesota as a teenager, eagerly recounted how her Norwegian ancestors settled near Waterloo, Iowa. And she...

Former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerrey has recently sent out a letter repping for current Senator and Def Jam recording mate Ben Nelson warning ...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/03/30/134991144/at-vatican-conference-experts-debate-exorcism-satanism-and-the-internet There are, ...

'My girlfriend looks better than yours. And I'm the only one looking better than her.'

Adventures, adventures.

Phoenix's Sheriff Joe Arpaio has taken a break from hunting immigrants, (oh sorry, ILLEGAL!!111111111 immigrants) to find something else...

"When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back Cause you gave me al...

The Unicameral is considering a bill banning legal defences of 'insanity due to crunkness.' "If you make a conscious choice to ...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. Milan 4. Dortmund 5. Real Madrid 6. Arsenal 7. Lille 8. Inter Milan 9. Chelsea 10 Shakhtar Donetsk

You are all now free to build the the most obnoxious and expensive monuments to your own personal god, gods, goddesses, or omnicidal cosmic ...

I know it's terrible, but I can't stop being reminded of the 'Kids in the Hall' sketch where a German news anchor reports fl...

http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/08/npr-executives-caught-on-tape-bashing-conservatives-and-tea-party-touting-liberals/ So, it seems that Jame...

'Antichrist Superstar' had just come out. I was a fan, and several friends of mine were, a bit more than fans. There was this one ...

Oh, and just a friendly reminder...

I feel like belaboring the obvious.... "The idea that the Crusades and the fight of Christendom against Islam is somehow an aggression ...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. Roma 4. Dortmund 5. Arsenal 6. Real Madrid 7. Lille 8. Chelsea 9. Estudiantes 10.Shakhtar Donetsk

"Put me down as believing that any theory of moral action that privileges one particular set of rights or goods lexicographically -- i....

Godfather Part II.

He hasn't "needed the money" since he took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, He doesn't need...

Not to watch college basketball until Dick Vitale dies. All the same, good job Huskers.

They see it as their Christian duty. But others disagree, saying it extends the hand of fellowship where it was never intended to go. Two Pr...

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And my late Grandpa, the old farmer, spent his life in the sun, you never would have guessed he was European until winter came around. http...

http://mindhacks.com/2011/02/10/getting-high-from-snakebites/ How about tripping on snake venom?

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/02/09/ohio-high-school-basketball-coach-accused-racism-players/ 'Nigger basketball' entails scori...

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Just outside of North Platte, behind Buffalo Bill's ranch and the Wild West Arena, if you know where those are, northwest side. The spo...

1. Barcelona 2. Man United 3. Milan 4. Dortmund 5. Real Madrid 6. Arsenal 7. Lille 8. Inter Milan 9. Chelsea 10.Estudiantes

Ideology – that is what gives evildoing its long-sought justification and gives the evildoer the necessary steadfastness and determination. ...

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1657156/beavis-butthead-return.jhtml Seriously, I'm a bit torn between numbness and extreme emotionalit...

Weak-ass pale winter sunlight that bounces off of the snow stronger than it actually signs. Still it's a first step. I've been thi...

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"When Mrs. Frederick C. Little's second son arrived, everybody noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse. The truth of the ...