Dr. Dre is a staunch supporter of the 2nd amendment
Dr. Dre is a firm believer in traditional gender roles.
Dr. Dre has been wildly successful in the South-Central Los Angeles drug trade, the freest and most unregulated market in the world.
Dr. Dre would vigorously pursue the war on terror and would strike ruthlessly at any other enemies America may face. Naive liberals who beg for mercy towards those who hate America are bound to get raped by Dre.
While some wonder whether Barrack Obama is "black enough". This is most certainly not an issue with Dre.
Dr. Dre has made thousands of abortions unnecessary by savagely beating pregnant women.
Dr. Dre is an invincible murder machine and it is futile to try to deny him absolute power.
Considering all this, Mr. Heartland enthusiastically endorses Dre for the Republican presidential nomination. As for the Democrats, I'm still torn between Obama and M-1
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